“Higgins! Git in ‘ere!”

“…Sir?”

“We got dead space between the Oilers and the Astros. We need butts in seats!”

“Judy Garland is going on tour, sir…”

“Fine, fine, get Dorothy, but I want a spectacu-rama. I want… a thrill show!”

“Thrill show, sir?”

“Goddamnit man, this is the 8th Wonder of the World, I want some wonder! I want that Dar Robinson feller to jump from the top of the dome. I want Evel Knievel!”

“We could—”

“Give the folks a thrill! A demolition derby—but not some podunk show, the biggest goddamn demolition derby in the world!”

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